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These are some lies we made up about Haskell.
The ghost of a hobo appeared by Haskell Club Dam before sunrise staring at the water. The bystander got scared and ran off. One of the locals determinedly alleges that this ghost takes pleasure in startling people who are brave enough to disrupt the tranquility in Haskell.
An ET from space was witnessed floating along on North Mule Creek at night.
A giant hog was witnessed in Weinert Oil Field at night hollowing out a gap.
The ghost of an elderly sorceress is repeatedly perceived hovering in the air like a blimp in Haskell. Several of the people who live here say this phantom gets pleasure from terrifying people who come trying to find phantoms in Haskell.
A gargantuan peccary has purportedly been witnessed on a few instances looking at a man slumbering in an armchair in a home in Haskell.
Aladdin can often be spotted in a convenience store in the Haskell vicinity.
A giant polar bear can be spotted very often trying on clothes in a Haskell residence.
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Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
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