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These are some lies we made up about Harlingen.
A space man has occasionally been made out shuffling orbs about in the middle of Little Creek.
A lady with maggots crawling out of her eye sockets is every now and then made out nosing around in mailboxes at midnight in Harlingen. A person who lives here says that this phantom is the undeparted soul of an old Harlingen resident.
The martian navigator of an alien spacecraft has been said to have been perceived on frequent instances gazing wrathfully at the watcher in Botts Park around midnight.
An extraterrestrial tourist from another galaxy has often been distinguished performing a melody on a harpsichord in a Harlingen residence.
An extraterrestrial from another galaxy is often perceived scraping out a gap in a wooden boat on Cullen-Thompson Reservoir.
The ghost of a woman with a dagger in her heart has been witnessed on many instances in a Harlingen highschool before sunrise striding the hallways. Some of those who live here say this
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ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was killed while traveling through Harlingen long ago.
A space man can repeatedly be made out guzzling blood from a container at Abbott Dam at midnight.
A woman having the head of a demon can be spotted over and over again in a mirror in a Harlingen apartment; the phantom was solely to be seen in
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the mirror.
A lady holding her head next to her arm has every now and then been made out seeking an object by a parked Jeep in a Harlingen parking lot late at night. It has been said that this precise ghost takes pleasure in startling people who have the nerve to disrupt the quiet in Harlingen.
The ghost of a young-looking female in a blood-splattered prom dress is now and then observed in a Harlingen area grocery store, wandering the aisles. According to what the folks who live here claim, this spirit gets pleasure from frightening foolhardy folks who come trying to locate spirits in Harlingen. In any event, this is a hostile phantom that you wouldn't want to run into in the early morning hours.
A decapitated lady has allegedly been noticed on numerous instances sitting at a table in a Harlingen building talking into the thin air.
A colossal squirrel may occasionally be made out walking through a building in Harlingen.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another solar system was distinguished wandering
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through an apartment near Harlingen.
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Ghost Sightings From Harlingen
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Ghost Sightings From Harlingen
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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