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These are some lies we made up about Harleton.
A gigantic zebu can repeatedly be noticed mounted on a motorbike on a dark highway right next door to Harleton.
An ET from another world may be seen very frequently staring at the water by Barnes Dam after midnight.
Cinderella is occasionally distinguished sobbing by Bear Creek.
An alien has allegedly been spotted on a small number of instances in West Abutment Recreational Area before dawn screaming.
A man that turned into a vampire may every now and then be perceived beside Hynson Springs after midnight gazing.
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Ghost Sightings From Harleton
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
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