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These are some lies we made up about Hargill.
A very large rat has often been witnessed in Hidalgo and Willacy Counties Water District late at night staring.
A womanly shape is often seen staring at the water by Engelman Gardens Reservoir Levee late in the night. One thing is for guaranteed, it's undoubtedly a chilling ghost that you shouldn't go searching for.
The Abominable Snowman has purportedly been spotted on a small number of instances staring at a person sleeping on the floor in a house in Hargill.
A gigantic mongoose may regularly be witnessed in a convenience store in the Hargill area.
The spirit of a gentleman gripping a sword may be made out very often trying on shoes in a Hargill mobile home. Local people say that this ghost is almost certainly the tormented ghost of a local resident who used to have a home here in Hargill. Anyway, this ghost certainly is chilling; one that should be let alone.
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Ghost Sightings From Hargill
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Ghost Sightings From Hargill
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
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