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These are some lies we made up about Hardin.
An extremely large civet has often been witnessed on the top of Hawkins Hill very late at night monitoring the panorama.
A Pterodactyl is repeatedly observed dragging a cadaver from the ice cold water of Barrett Bayou very late at night.
A very large ibex has purportedly been observed on many occasions yelling people's names at Daniels Lake Dam after midnight.
An alien voyager from the cosmos may repeatedly be seen conducting a lead visit of Graveyard Hill to a group of ghosts at the stroke of midnight.
A space man from deep space can be noticed frequently glancing across Batiste Prairie at midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Hardin
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Ghost Sightings From Hardin
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
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