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These are some lies we made up about Happy.
The martian commander of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has occasionally been made out flinging rocks at Singleton Lake Dam before dawn.
A cyclop is sometimes noticed gazing at people in a Happy mobile home through a peephole.
A very large ewe has purportedly been distinguished on many occasions trying to flag down cars in the middle of a dark highway close to Happy.
A large menacing monster may sometimes be noticed posting an envelope at a Happy post office.
A gigantic musk deer was made out slurping regular from a fuel pump at a gasoline station in Happy.
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Ghost Sightings From Happy
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Ghost Sightings From Happy
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
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