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These are some lies we made up about Hankamer.
A gargantuan finch can repeatedly be witnessed trying to locate someone by Crooked Marsh.
The extraterrestrial technician of a UFO may be spotted repeatedly after midnight checking out Lee Gully in detail.
A gargantuan beaver has from time to time been observed yelling down near the water at Barrow Slough.
Ludwig van Beethoven is every so often witnessed drifting along on Cow Island Bayou at night.
A semi decomposed human dead body can every now and then be made out playing a harpsichord in a Hankamer building.
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Ghost Sightings From Hankamer
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Ghost Sightings From Hankamer
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
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