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These are some lies we made up about Hamilton.
The ghost of an old prospector with a sizeable mustache and a wooden leg appeared holding a skull up on Becker Mountain. Additional reports of this spirit have been reported. In any case, it is in all certainty a terrifying phantom that is preferably not disrupted.
A massive rhinoceros was perceived taking pleasure in the scenery at Graves Lake Dam before dawn.
A space invader from planet Saturn became visible by Baptist Branch attempting to articulate something.
A space man from another part of the galaxy was noticed resting on a couch in a building next to Hamilton.
The ghost of a waitress was witnessed very late at night chasing a passing Pontiac on a murky road next to Hamilton. Additional people nearby have had equivalent experiences with a very similar spirit.
A big bloodcurdling giant has repeatedly been distinguished meditating near the entrance to Colorado Bend State Park.
An enormous budgerigar is regularly made out in the backseat of a car by the driver catching a sight of the ghost in his rear view mirror at the stroke of midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Hamilton
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Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
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