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The extraterrestrial pilot of an unidentified flying object may be seen over and over again dragging a body from the freezing water of Buffalo Creek at the stroke of midnight.
The phantom of a copper-miner has now and then been seen on the top of Damon Mound before sunrise observing the scenery. Based on what the local residents claim, this ghost may perhaps be a celebrated yesteryear resident of Guy.
An ET from planet Saturn is every now and then perceived taking pleasure in the landscape at Baker Reservoir Levee in the early morning hours.
An extraterrestrial from outer space has been said to have been distinguished on a few instances walking a Saint Bernard before sunrise on a shadowy Guy street.
A massive dugong can once in a while be noticed peeking through trailer windows in Guy before dawn.
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How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
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