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These are some lies we made up about Guthrie.
An ET from another planet is rumored to have been distinguished on a handful of occasions at Ash Creek Tank Dam at midnight looking angrily at the bystander.
A gargantuan snake can repeatedly be noticed drifting by on Ash Creek after midnight.
The martian commander of a UFO can be perceived very frequently in Dark Canyon in the early morning hours digging an opening.
The ghost of a youthful guy having on a jacket has every so often been distinguished in a Guthrie area grocery store, striding the aisles.
Julius Ceasar is sometimes seen guzzling blood from a mug after midnight on a sidewalk in Guthrie.
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Ghost Sightings From Guthrie
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
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