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These are some lies we made up about Groves.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart has often been witnessed in a Groves area auto part store, staggering the aisles.
An extraterrestrial from the cosmos has been said to have been seen on numerous instances very late at night creeping out of Left Prong Molasses Bayou soaked in dirty water.
A huge dromedary can often be spotted in Adams Park at night flashing a lantern.
A sasquatch may be noticed often frightening people around midnight by a vending machine in Groves.
The ghost of a young girl has every now and then been made out screaming people's names down at the water at Old River Cove.
An enormous mandrill is rumored to have been spotted on a few occasions relaxing at a table in a Groves house looking menacing.
A gargantuan badger may now and then be perceived admiring Smith Bluff before sunrise.
A space invader was perceived in the center of Alligator Bayou looking wrathfully at the watcher.
The alien commander of an extraterrestrial
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spaceship materialized being carried by a donkey alongside a road outside Groves.
A very large snake was made out tossing bricks at the entrance to Sea Rim State Park.
A form with a skeleton face wearing gloomy robes appeared marching through an apartment outside Groves. The arrival of the eye witness frightened the ghost who then vanished.
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Loads of residents claim this phantom loves startling foolhardy people who come seeking phantoms in Groves.
A lady with a machete in her head was spotted at a pay phone in Groves talking on the telephone. The ghost talked about avenging a homicide.
A drifting ghost was noticed in Big Thicket National Preserve quite near the park headquarters guzzling blood from a beaker. The viewer freaked out and ran off. Residents here who have noticed this ghost allege this ghost can be the soul of a local resident who passed on here in Groves before the present. Anyway, it's a menacing ghost that you wouldn't want to meet before sunrise.
A gargantuan musk-ox has repeatedly been spotted trying to find a shoe down a wild road close to Groves late in the night.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another solar system is frequently witnessed standing by a secluded highway close to Groves.
A space man from another part of the galaxy has allegedly been witnessed on frequent instances in a residence in Groves.
The phantom of
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a young-looking Indian combatant can repeatedly be observed marching in the middle of a deserted road next to Groves. In any event, it's without a doubt a chilling spirit that any sound person wouldn't want to bump into.
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Ghost Sightings From Groves
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Ghost Sightings From Groves
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
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