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These are some lies we made up about Greenville.
An extremely large donkey can often be witnessed in Betts Park on a dark night repositioning orbs about.
The spirit of a train driver may be made out frequently on a Greenville avenue before dawn. Scores of locals say this ghost is that of a local who existed here in Greenville before the present.
A Yeti has once in a while been witnessed by Hutchins Dam late at night staring at the water.
A colossal baboon is sometimes noticed gazing at a woman sleeping on the floor in an apartment in Greenville.
The ghost of a seriously mangled hunter dragging a dead coyote is rumored to have been distinguished on one or two occasions hauling a dead body from the freezing water of Block Branch at the stroke of midnight. In any case, it is in all certainty a chilling ghost that is better not disrupted.
The martian crew member of a flying saucer can now and then be spotted in a convenience store in the Greenville vicinity.
A female with no head
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was seen scrambling up from a drain hole on a Greenville road at midnight. There are several accounts about this ghost in the neighborhood. People say that this ghost likes terrifying unwise people who have the courage to disrupt the silence in Greenville.
An extraterrestrial voyager from space was spotted in Bonham State Park by the ranger
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station piling pebbles.
An extraterrestrial from space materialized playing a piece of music on a harmonica in a Greenville building.
A space invader was distinguished in a Greenville school on a dark night walking the halls.
The phantom of a young lady with a cable around her neck was noticed in a mirror in a Greenville apartment; the ghost was exclusively visible in the mirror. Other sightings of this ghost have been conveyed. A woman who lives here asserts that this ghost gets pleasure from frightening foolish folks who come looking for ghosts in Greenville. Whatever people utter, this phantom undoubtedly is creepy; one that you would not want to encounter after midnight.
The alien captain of a flying saucer has often been spotted seeking a glove by a parked Ford in a Greenville parking lot late in the night.
An extraterrestrial from planet Mercury is often perceived in a Greenville area auto part store, striding the aisles.
A guy with no head is known to have been perceived on one or two instances smoking
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a pipe at night on a sidewalk in Greenville.
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Ghost Sightings From Greenville
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Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
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