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These are some lies we made up about Grandview.
The ghost of a planter dressed in a worn straw hat is frequently spotted raking leaves in the side garden of a residence in Grandview. Any which way, this is an unlikable ghost that you wouldn't wish to come across late at night.
A gargantuan waterbuck may often be spotted drifting down on Cottonwood Creek very late at night.
A Stegosaurus may be seen often by a man camping at a campground close to Grandview.
A youthful girl having on a blood-splattered dress has now and then been spotted seated on a couch in a trailer in Grandview. In any event, it's a terrifying phantom that any normal person wouldn't want to meet.
A huge porpoise has been witnessed on several instances tossing rocks by a streetlight in Grandview.
An enormous dog may sometimes be observed quite near Cedar Hill State Park mounding boulders.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart has frequently been witnessed striding from trailer to trailer on a dark night on a Grandview residential
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road.
The alien pilot of an alien spacecraft is frequently noticed having a seat at a coffee table in a Grandview residence.
An enormous dormouse has been said to have been seen on a few occasions gazing at folks in a Grandview trailer through a peephole.
An enormous reptile can frequently be observed in a desolate place in the vicinity of Grandview.
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Ghost Sightings From Grandview
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Ghost Sightings From Grandview
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
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