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These are some lies we made up about Granbury.
An martian tourist from another planet can regularly be noticed staggering through a home in Granbury.
The ghost of a woman with a bag strapped around her head can be spotted very frequently being carried by a horse along a road next to Granbury. Regardless of what, it's a frightening ghost that you shouldn't go searching for.
A colossal kangaroo has once in a while been spotted gazing at the water by Bowser Lake Dam late in the night.
A colossal doe is now and then perceived wandering through a house next to Granbury.
A half translucent man outfitted as the captain of a liner has been spotted on numerous instances pointing at the viewer mid stream in Bee Creek. Folks assert that this ghost could be a famous past local of Granbury. No matter what people utter, it certainly is a menacing ghost that should be let alone.
The ghost of a youthful guy having on a confederate uniform can every now and then be seen in a phone booth in Granbury
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talking on the phone.
A giant aardvark has repeatedly been distinguished tossing rocks up on the top of Comanche Peak.
The ghost of a hobo is frequently observed swallowing water from Thorp Springs before sunrise.
Frankenstein's Monster has allegedly been perceived on one or two occasions hiding a dead body by a big boulder in
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Acton State Park at midnight.
An extraterrestrial from planet Saturn may frequently be observed heading a guided visit of Abby Bend to a company of ghosts at night.
The ghost of an old sorceress may be made out over and over again wandering through a Granbury neighborhood churchyard. One of the local residents determinedly alleges that this phantom is most likely the tormented phantom of a resident who used to have a house here in Granbury. Nonetheless, this spirit sure is menacing; one that you wouldn't want to come across before sunrise.
A very large fawn has occasionally been spotted smoking a pipe next to a desolate road close to Granbury in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A woman's body with a raccoon's head is from time to time seen right by the entrance to Cleburne State Park reading a pamphlet. In any event, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
A large chilling dragon has been seen on one or two instances staying in a neglected house in Granbury.
A gargantuan
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gazelle can from time to time be witnessed riding on a low rider on a dark road next to Granbury.
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Ghost Sightings From Granbury
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Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
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