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These are some lies we made up about Graham.
The phantom of a female with a sack bound around her head can be noticed very frequently up on the highest spot of Bass Mountain smoking a pipe. If you talk to the people who live here, this ghost might be a well-known yesteryear resident of Graham.
An extraterrestrial tourist from space has once in a while been observed conversing into the night in the center of Brier Branch.
A partly transparent gentleman dressed as the skipper of a freight ship is sometimes witnessed creeping up from a manhole on a Graham avenue in the early morning hours. Well, it's a frightening ghost that you would not want to run into in the early morning hours.
A giant dormouse has been said to have been made out on several instances in Firemens Park after midnight carrying a headbone.
A space invader from the cosmos may occasionally be perceived late at night soaring across the Belknap Mountains.
Frankenstein's Monster was perceived nosing around in mailboxes
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on a dark night in Graham.
The alien crew member of an unidentified flying object materialized looking at Brier Bend at midnight.
The ghost of a young man wearing a confederate uniform was perceived at Graham Lake Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise meditating. When noticed the spirit approached the viewer who then fled.
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ghost of a street bum materialized by Possum Kingdom State Park shuffling orbs around. This particular spirit has been perceived frequently in this neighborhood. If you listen to what the people who live here declare, this ghost is the undeceased spirit of a long gone Graham local resident. In any event, it's sure a bloodcurdling ghost that you shouldn't go searching for.
A space invader from planet Mars was spotted playing a piece of music on an accordion in a Graham flat.
A space invader from another galaxy was spotted in a mirror in a Graham building; the ghost was only observable in the mirror.
A huge giraffe has repeatedly been witnessed in a mobile home near Graham.
A sizeable bloodcurdling beast is often perceived looking for a box underneath a parked car in a Graham parking lot after midnight.
The phantom of an elderly hag is known to have been made out on one or two instances in a Graham area auto part store, pacing the aisles. Loads of local residents assert this spirit is that of a local who dwelled
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here in Graham long ago. Regardless of what, this phantom undeniably is bloodcurdling; one that is preferably not upset.
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Ghost Sightings From Graham
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Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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