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The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead has been said to have been distinguished on several instances staring at the sight from the pinnacle of McClure Mountain at the stroke of midnight.
The martian crew member of a UFO can every now and then be noticed by Dark Valley Creek mounding boulders.
The ghost of a gentleman in an army outfit has frequently been distinguished by B C Harris Bend gulping blood from a jar.
A female with an axe sticking out of her head has supposedly been spotted on a few occasions by McMurrey Lake Dam late at night looking at the water. Some of the locals assert this ghost likes startling folks who come looking for ghosts in Graford. One thing's for certain, this ghost indisputably is frightening; one that is rather not interrupted.
An extremely large duckbill can repeatedly be distinguished swallowing gasoline in Birdwell Hollow after midnight.
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Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
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