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A giant koala was noticed next to Ellison Spring at night staring furiously at the watcher.
An extraterrestrial from outer space was noticed screaming at the watcher to stay away at Arnold Lake Dam late in the night.
A woman in flames, grasping a kerosene bottle has regularly been spotted at midnight floating down Currycomb Branch. People argue that this ghost may well be a celebrated days gone by resident of Gorman. One thing's for sure, it's a menacing spirit that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
A space alien is frequently witnessed up on Indian Mountain throwing boulders.
The ghost of a youthful air force pilot can often be witnessed in a Gorman mobile home. One of the local residents determinedly says that this ghost is the stressed spirit of a long departed Gorman local resident.
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Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
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