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These are some lies we made up about Gordon.
The alien mechanic of an unidentified flying object can once in a while be noticed trying to verbalize something by Barton Creek.
An martian traveler from the cosmos was spotted pulling a corpse across the dirt in Longhorn Stadium in the early morning hours.
A man having the head of a leprechaun became visible startling people down next to Clayton Spring around midnight. There have been several descriptions concerning this ghost in the area. Folks here who have seen this ghost claim this ghost takes pleasure in terrifying foolish folks who come looking for ghosts in Gordon.
One of the three Little Pigs was witnessed gazing at the water by Gordon City Reservoir Dam in the early morning hours.
An extraterrestrial from planet Venus came into sight on the highest spot of Brushy Mountain before sunrise staring at the panorama.
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Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
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