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An alien from another solar system may be distinguished often in Gonzales City Park very late at night burying a corpse by a big boulder.

An ET has sometimes been observed gazing at the water by Gonzales Dam in the early morning hours.

The martian crew member of an alien spacecraft is from time to time made out browsing through trash cans on a Gonzales residential road.
    
A huge hartebeest is rumored to have been distinguished on a handful of occasions up on Santa Anna Mound carving a gap.

The spirit of a critically scorched female may from time to time be witnessed on a Gonzales residential road before sunrise. Many locals claim this ghost could be a well-known former time resident of Gonzales.

An alien voyager from the cosmos has regularly been spotted dragging a dead body from the ice cold water of Answorth Branch late in the night.

A dinosaur is repeatedly witnessed gazing at a man slumbering on a futon in a residence in Gonzales.
 

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