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These are some lies we made up about Goliad.
Cinderella has now and then been witnessed looking at an old man snoozing on a futon in a mobile home in Goliad.
A huge coyote is occasionally witnessed at Dye Lake Dam on a dark night taking in the panorama.
The alien commander of an alien spaceship has supposedly been spotted on several occasions after midnight examining Post Oak Hollow in detail.
The ghost of a tied up gentleman may once in a while be witnessed at midnight floating along Alligator Creek. One thing is for sure, it undoubtedly is a chilling ghost that is better not disturbed.
William Shakespeare was distinguished trying on a hat in a Goliad trailer.
An alien tourist from another world emerged creeping up from a storm drain on a Goliad street late in the night.
An extraterrestrial from another galaxy was witnessed concealing a corpse by a large rock in Goliad County Fairgound late at night.
The phantom of a youthful female covered in blood came into view
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performing a melody on a harp in a Goliad residence. The spirit didn't appear to be troubled by the witnesses. One of the local residents firmly declares that this ghost takes pleasure in terrifying foolhardy people who come trying to find ghosts in Goliad.
An ET was noticed in a mirror in a Goliad house; the ghost was solely noticeable in the
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mirror.
A gentleman with a sizeable hole through his upper body was spotted in a house near Goliad. The phantom nodded to the bystander. Several of the people who live here claim this ghost may be the spirit of a local resident who passed on here in Goliad some time ago. Any which way, this spirit certainly is creepy; one that you wouldn't want to run into very late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Goliad
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Ghost Sightings From Goliad
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
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