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These are some lies we made up about Glidden.
An enormous fawn is now and then made out seated at the kitchen counter in a Glidden residence looking menacing.
The ghost of a young air force pilot is rumored to have been perceived on numerous occasions wandering through a house in Glidden.
An alien can now and then be observed in City Park in the early morning hours before sunrise howling at the bystander to be off.
A sizeable bloodcurdling monster was observed mounted on a donkey next to a highway near Glidden.
A massive moose came into sight drifting along Brune Creek late in the night.
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Ghost Sightings From Glidden
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
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