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These are some lies we made up about Glen Rose.
An alien from space has occasionally been observed on a Glen Rose road after midnight.
A centaur is every so often made out suspended in the air like a blimp in Glen Rose.
A female with a half transparent body has purportedly been distinguished on a handful of instances before dawn drifting along on Barker Branch. According to the residents, this spirit is the tormented soul of a long gone Glen Rose local resident.
A gargantuan mongoose may sometimes be observed in a restaurant in the Glen Rose area.
The alien commander of a UFO has regularly been perceived gazing crossly at the onlooker in Dinosaur Valley State Park on a dark night.
An alien vacationer from another solar system has purportedly been made out on frequent occasions trying on a hat in a Glen Rose building.
An extremely large gorilla can repeatedly be made out late at night checking out Opossum Hollow in detail.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet
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hole in his forehead may be distinguished very frequently checking out Cox Bend at night. If you listen to what the folks who live here claim, this spirit is the spirit of a vacationer that was killed while journeying through Glen Rose some time ago.
Socrates has every so often been observed at Clarke Lake Dam after midnight enjoying the scenery.
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space man from the cosmos is now and then distinguished poking around in mailboxes after midnight in Glen Rose.
A space alien has been distinguished on a few instances in a Glen Rose school in the early morning hours before sunrise pacing the halls.
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Ghost Sightings From Glen Rose
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Ghost Sightings From Glen Rose
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
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