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These are some lies we made up about Glen Flora.
The spirit of a destitute guy was perceived yelling in the center of Caney Creek. When the bystander came into sight the ghost ran off. In any event, this is an unfriendly phantom that any reasonable person would not want to come across.
An extraterrestrial from another galaxy has frequently been spotted trying to flag down cars by a shady road outside Glen Flora.
A space alien is often witnessed in Harris Park at night concealing a body by a large boulder.
The ghost of a youthful cowboy has been observed on frequent occasions mailing a packet at a Glen Flora post office. If you listen to the locals, this ghost may be the spirit of a resident who died here in Glen Flora many years ago. No matter what folks articulate, it's a menacing phantom that you shouldn't go searching for.
A huge quagga can often be noticed guzzling gasoline from a fuel pump at a fueling station in Glen Flora.
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Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
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