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These are some lies we made up about Gladewater.
A character with a skeleton face dressed in murky robes may regularly be made out swallowing diesel from a gasoline pump at a refueling station in Gladewater. If you listen to the folks who live here, this phantom is the undeparted spirit of a long forgotten Gladewater resident. One thing's for sure, it's a scary ghost that you wouldn't wish to come across late at night.
A dinosaur can be seen time and again gazing on the shore of Black Lake.
A space man has from time to time been made out hiding a body by a large boulder in Gladewater Memorial Park at night.
An martian vacationer from another solar system is from time to time perceived floating by on Belle Creek after midnight.
A space invader from another world has been observed on frequent instances by Gladewater Hunt and Fish Club Dam at the stroke of midnight looking at the water.
A lady having an axe in her head can every so often be made out up on the summit of East Mountain yelling
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names of people. If you listen to what the locals claim, this ghost is that of a local person who lived here in Gladewater some decades ago.
A drifting ghost was observed talking into the thin air as if someone besides was there. The ghost did not appear to be bothered by the bystanders. Folks who have spotted this ghost declare this ghost loves
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frightening foolhardy folks who dare to interrupt the quiet in Gladewater.
A very large hog came into view walking a Saint Bernard late at night on a shady Gladewater residential road.
A space alien was distinguished peeping through building windows in Gladewater on a dark night.
The alien technician of a flying saucer was witnessed in Daingerfield State Park quite near the park headquarters piling chunks of concrete.
A mermaid was perceived watching cable in a Gladewater living room late in the night.
An alien voyager from another world has often been observed searching through garbage container on a Gladewater residential street.
A space man from planet Neptune is often made out on a Gladewater street in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A space alien from another part of the galaxy has been said to have been seen on a few instances gazing at a woman snoozing on a couch in a residence in Gladewater.
The ghost of a young Indian fighter may repeatedly be witnessed trying on shoes
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in a Gladewater residence. Nevertheless, it is unquestionably a bloodcurdling phantom that you shouldn't go trying to find.
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Ghost Sightings From Gladewater
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Ghost Sightings From Gladewater
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
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