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These are some lies we made up about George West.
An extraterrestrial can repeatedly be seen having a seat at the kitchen counter in a George West house.
A very large raccoon can be witnessed often at McKimzey Creek at the stroke of midnight heaving chunks of concrete into the flow.
An extraterrestrial tourist from the cosmos has every so often been distinguished staring at people in a George West mobile home through an air vent.
An extremely large aoudad is from time to time distinguished taking pleasure in the surroundings at Harris Dam before sunrise.
A fairly translucent guy dressed as the skipper of a freight ship is rumored to have been noticed on frequent occasions chucking bricks into Harris Lake late at night.
A huge frog can occasionally be distinguished gobbling a steak in Gamble Gully before sunrise.
An extremely large mule has frequently been noticed spitting at passing cars next to a gloomy highway next to George West.
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Ghost Sightings From George West
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Ghost Sightings From George West
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
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