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These are some lies we made up about Garwood.
The ghost of an old Indian chief has supposedly been observed on several instances looking at the water by Rees Reservoir Dam at the stroke of midnight.
A colossal doe was noticed by Dry Branch chatting into the night.
An extraterrestrial from Mars became visible strolling from building to building around midnight on a Garwood residential street.
The ghost of an aged cleaning lady came into view having a seat at a table in a Garwood apartment. The bystander fled right after she distinguished the ghost.
A black dog that transformed into a female was observed in a wild place in the neighborhood of Garwood. The ghost didn't mind that there was somebody other present.
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Ghost Sightings From Garwood
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Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
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