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A gigantic puma has now and then been witnessed in a residence in Garland.
An alien is occasionally observed in a Garland mobile home.
An extraterrestrial tourist from another solar system has supposedly been made out on many instances emerging in a washroom mirror.
A gentleman that transformed into a vampire was observed in the early morning hours rushing after a passing Pontiac on a gloomy road outside Garland. There are additional testimonies with reference to this spirit in the vicinity. If you listen to the people who live here, this ghost may be the soul of a local person who passed away here in Garland before the present.
A giant lamb materialized trimming bushes in the back yard of a mobile home in Garland.
A Chupacabra was spotted by a guy canoeing in a river outside Garland.
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Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
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