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A gigantic jaguar is from time to time distinguished stopping by Harrisburg Bend late at night.

Galileo has been said to have been observed on several occasions in a residence in Galena Park.

A huge elk may now and then be seen grasping a human skull in the center of Berry Bayou.

A woman with a half translucent body has frequently been seen in a Galena Park house. One of the folks who live here decisively argues that this ghost is that of a local person who dwelled here in Galena Park before the present. No matter what, this is an unpleasant ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.

A huge ape is repeatedly noticed in Big Gulch before dawn staring.

A gargantuan seal has supposedly been made out on a small number of occasions appearing in a washroom mirror.

The spirit of a man in a sheriff outfit may repeatedly be observed having a seat on a couch in a building near Galena Park.

The spirit of an old man with a big gray
 
    beard can be distinguished very often in the early morning hours staring across Round Prairie. Several of the people who live in this town argue this spirit likes frightening unwise people who are brave enough to interrupt the quiet in Galena Park.

A space invader from the Moon has from time to time been made out shuffling orbs around in Andover
  Park before sunrise.

A sizeable scary beast has been said to have been made out on numerous occasions at the stroke of midnight hurrying after a passing vehicle on a shadowy highway outside Galena Park.

The ghost of a guy sporting army attire was noticed in the backseat of a car by the driver seeing the ghost in her rear view mirror at midnight. This specific ghost has been noticed very often in this place. No matter what people state, it undoubtedly is a chilling ghost that is preferably not disrupted.

A knight's armor from the middle ages lacking a human being inside materialized going nuts quite near the entrance to Brazos Bend State Park. There have been further tales on the subject of this spirit in the area. It has been argued that this precise spirit likes frightening unwise people who come seeking spirits in Galena Park. Either way, this phantom indisputably is bloodcurdling; one that you wouldn't want to run into at midnight.

A gigantic musk-ox was seen pulling up weeds in the front garden of a mobile
home in Galena Park.

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