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A beheaded woman is frequently distinguished in Town Draw in the early morning hours struggling to capture something. In any case, it in all certainty is a chilling phantom that any sound person would not want to run into.
A large scary monster is known to have been spotted on a small number of instances flashing a flash light up on the top of Gail Mountain.
The phantom of a teenage girl can often be witnessed by Edwards Lake Dam late in the night looking at the water. A number of of the folks who live in this town allege this spirit is the undeceased spirit of a long departed Gail resident.
A body with a skeleton face having on dark robes can be witnessed often in the early morning hours before sunrise drifting along on Crooked Creek.
A gigantic gila monster has every so often been observed in a Gail mobile home.
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Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
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