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These are some lies we made up about Fruitvale.
A massive cheetah may every now and then be made out around midnight staring over Overcup Flat.
A Plateosaurus was distinguished at City of Grand Saline Dam around midnight hurling stones.
The alien mechanic of an unidentified flying object emerged after midnight visiting Martin Bluff.
The spirit of an airline pilot was spotted pulling a cadaver from the cold water of Allread Creek before dawn. This is one of those spirits that is witnessed over and over again in close proximity. Either way, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that you would not want to come across after midnight.
The phantom of a tough lumberjack clutching a large axe emerged crawling out of Holcomb Slough soaked in slime after midnight. The spirit did not care that there was somebody else present.
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Ghost Sightings From Fruitvale
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Ghost Sightings From Fruitvale
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
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