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These are some lies we made up about Friendswood.
A gigantic toad has frequently been spotted hauling a cadaver over the grass in 1776 Park late in the night.
An enormous kinkajou is regularly made out discussing into the thin air in Cedar Gully late at night.
A space invader from another solar system is known to have been spotted on frequent occasions at Chigger Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise hurling chunks of concrete into the current.
A giant alpaca can repeatedly be spotted poking around in mailboxes on a dark night in Friendswood.
The ghost of a copper-miner has sometimes been spotted at Nelson Levee in the early morning hours before sunrise screaming.
A sasquatch is from time to time noticed performing a song on a fiddle in a Friendswood residence.
A space man has allegedly been spotted on a small number of occasions in a mirror in a Friendswood apartment; the ghost was solely detectable in the mirror.
A huge mole may occasionally be observed
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in a house close to Friendswood.
An martian traveler from another part of the galaxy was observed looking for a box next to a parked VW in a Friendswood parking lot in the early morning hours.
A space alien from another solar system showed up in a Friendswood area hardware store, strolling the aisles.
A gargantuan springbok was
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noticed appearing bloodcurdling in Brazos Bend State Park near the park headquarters.
A space alien came into sight turning toward the viewer in the early morning hours before sunrise on a lawn in Friendswood.
A massive muskrat was witnessed seated at a table in a Friendswood apartment looking crossly at the watcher.
An martian explorer from another world was observed staggering through a trailer in Friendswood.
A space man from another galaxy has frequently been noticed being carried by a mule by the side of a road near Friendswood.
A very large hedgehog is frequently witnessed in a phone booth in Friendswood making a telephone call.
The extraterrestrial technician of an alien spacecraft has been said to have been seen on numerous occasions staggering through a Friendswood area cemetery.
An Iguanodon may often be observed munching on a hotdog in the middle of a desolate highway in close proximity to Friendswood late in the night.
The ghost of a gentleman outfitted as a janitor can be
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spotted very often being in an empty manor in Friendswood.
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Ghost Sightings From Friendswood
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Ghost Sightings From Friendswood
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
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