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These are some lies we made up about Fresno.
An ET from another planet is once in a while distinguished at Kitty Hollow Lake Dam before sunrise taking in the landscape.
An Icthyosaurus has allegedly been observed on numerous occasions by the shore at Kitty Hollow Lake meditating.
A colossal ibex was observed startling people in Almeda Park on a dark night.
The ghost of an aged woman carrying a shot gun was seen speaking into the night as if somebody besides was near. The spirit was swallowed by the air after being witnessed. People here who have seen this ghost claim this ghost is the struggling soul of a long departed Fresno resident.
The ghost of a waitress was seen after midnight drifting along Cow Bayou. When distinguished the ghost moved toward the bystander who then fled.
One of Ali Baba's Forty Thieves has frequently been observed walking a German Shepherd very late at night on a shady Fresno avenue.
The extraterrestrial commander of an alien spaceship is rumored
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to have been seen on several instances near Brazos Bend State Park going wild.
An martian voyager from another part of the galaxy may repeatedly be seen watching TV in a Fresno living room late at night.
The ghost of an aged Indian chief may be noticed time and again browsing through trash container on a Fresno residential street.
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black as coal bat that turned into a female has once in a while been observed on a Fresno road in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The phantom of a young-looking female dressed as a maid is now and then spotted hanging in the air like a cloud in Fresno.
A space man from planet Saturn is known to have been distinguished on a handful of instances looking at a person snoozing in an armchair in a trailer in Fresno.
The phantom of a young cowboy may once in a while be distinguished trying on a jacket in a Fresno building. A resident argues that this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was killed while passing through Fresno a long time ago. In any case, this ghost undoubtedly is chilling; one that you don't want to come across at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Fresno
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Ghost Sightings From Fresno
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
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