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These are some lies we made up about Freeport.
An martian tourist from space is sometimes spotted seated in a beanbag in a residence next to Freeport.
An extraterrestrial from planet Pluto may sometimes be made out in Arrington Park at the stroke of midnight struggling to seize something.
A huge lemur was observed by the water at Brazos Harbor meditating.
The Loch Ness Monster was observed looking over Mud Pit late in the night.
The phantom of an engine driver became visible by Big Bend pushing orbs around. When the ghost was distinguished it vanished into the night. One thing is for guaranteed, it undoubtedly is a scary ghost that is preferably not messed with.
An extraterrestrial from another part of the galaxy was observed by Brazosport Turning Basin on a dark night staring at the water.
A very large bat was witnessed next to the water's edge at Bryan Beach looking angrily at the watcher.
A large chilling beast has frequently been noticed in the rear seat of a Honda
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by the driver spotting the spirit in her rear view mirror at midnight.
A space man is regularly spotted mid stream in Brazos River going bananas.
A female without a head can frequently be perceived watering plants in the side yard of a flat in Freeport. One of the folks who live here determinedly asserts that this ghost gets pleasure
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from scaring foolish people who are fearless enough to interrupt the peace in Freeport.
The martian captain of an unidentified flying object may be observed very often by a man hunting in a forest near Freeport.
The spirit of a youthful female with a rope around her neck has every now and then been noticed by McNeal Bayou seeking a photo. A number of people claim this ghost likes startling unwise folks who come looking for ghosts in Freeport.
An ET from Mars is once in a while observed resting in a chair in a home in Freeport.
A colossal capybara has purportedly been made out on many occasions quite near the entrance to Brazos Bend State Park smoking a pipe.
A space invader from another planet has often been observed wandering from flat to flat after midnight on a Freeport lane.
An incredibly scary ghost is often distinguished taking a rest at the dining table in a Freeport trailer. If you talk to the residents, this ghost can be the spirit of a local resident who died here in Freeport some decades ago.
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spirit of an aged gold digger with a sizeable beard and a hook instead of his hand is known to have been spotted on one or two occasions looking at folks in a Freeport trailer through a door crack. According to what the residents declare, this ghost is almost certainly the undead ghost of a local who used to reside here in Freeport.
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Ghost Sightings From Freeport
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If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
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