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Bigfoot was seen at Lake Worth trying to pick up young ladies using old and antiquated pick-up lines like ''What's Your Sign?''.
Submitted by Effy Stonem
Categories: bigfoot, creatures
These are some lies we made up about Fort Worth.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an alien spaceship has from time to time been witnessed at Cement Creek Dam at the stroke of midnight enjoying the view.
An martian tourist from deep space is every so often spotted chucking bricks into the water at Clear Fork Trinity River at the stroke of midnight.
An ET from the cosmos can now and then be distinguished resting on a couch in a trailer in Fort Worth.
The ghost of a guy having on a law enforcement uniform has regularly been observed pushing orbs around down near Cold Springs before sunrise. It's been declared that this individual ghost enjoys scaring folks who come looking for ghosts in Fort Worth.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead
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has purportedly been spotted on one or two instances before sunrise stopping by Inspiration Point. According to what the folks who live here argue, this ghost may well be a recognized days gone by inhabitant of Fort Worth.
A big chilling monster can repeatedly be spotted facing the watcher by a streetlight in Fort Worth.
The spirit of
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an old guy with a huge gray beard may be made out very frequently shouting at the witness to stay away in Amon G Carter Stadium - Texas Christian University late at night. No matter what folks articulate, it's a creepy phantom that you don't want to run into after midnight.
A huge okapi has from time to time been perceived going through a freezer in the kitchen of a Fort Worth home late in the night.
An alien has been said to have been made out on several instances looking at the waves down beside the waterfront at Lake Worth Beach very late at night.
The spirit of a gentleman dressed in an army uniform may once in a while be observed seated at a table in a Fort Worth building. Whichever way, it is unquestionably a chilling ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
The extraterrestrial technician of an extraterrestrial spacecraft was distinguished looking at people in a Fort Worth apartment through a peephole.
An martian explorer from another galaxy materialized standing next to a shadowy road near Fort
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Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
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