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A guy's body with the head of a rat is rumored to have been perceived on frequent instances climbing out from a manhole on a Fort Stockton avenue in the early morning hours before sunrise. Residents who have seen this ghost argue this ghost takes pleasure in terrifying unwise folks who come trying to locate ghosts in Fort Stockton.
A gigantic parrot may repeatedly be perceived in Fort Stockton City Park at midnight pulling a corpse across the ground.
The spirit of a guy hauling a sword may be distinguished very frequently trying to exclaim something at Comanche Creek Dam at the stroke of midnight. One thing's for sure, this ghost indisputably is terrifying; one that should be left alone.
The alien navigator of an unidentified flying object has every now and then been seen poking around in mailboxes in the early morning hours before sunrise in Fort Stockton.
A space man from Pluto is sometimes noticed performing a melody on an accordion
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in a Fort Stockton apartment.
A space alien from outer space has been perceived on several instances up on Fivemile Hill shuffling orbs around.
A gargantuan puppy may once in a while be made out down near Cold Springs after midnight yelling names of people.
Leonardo da Vinci has repeatedly been spotted in a Fort Stockton school
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at night wandering the halls.
A gigantic lamb is often distinguished in a mirror in a Fort Stockton residence; the ghost was exclusively to be seen in the mirror.
A female with worms crawling out of her eyes can repeatedly be distinguished looking for a photo beneath a parked Pontiac in a Fort Stockton parking lot late in the night.
The extraterrestrial crew member of a UFO can be witnessed often in a Fort Stockton area hardware store, marching the aisles.
An martian tourist from another planet has occasionally been distinguished stacking boulders around midnight by a mailbox in Fort Stockton.
A centaur is every now and then distinguished striding through a home in Fort Stockton.
An ET from Pluto has been seen on numerous occasions traveling on a camel by a highway near Fort Stockton.
The ghost of a shackled up woman was observed strolling through a home close to Fort Stockton. When made out the ghost came near the witness who then fled.
A female gripping her head by her arm was perceived in a
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phone booth in Fort Stockton using the telephone. This exact spirit has been distinguished often in this neighborhood. Residents here assert that this ghost can be the spirit of a resident who passed away here in Fort Stockton many years ago. Well, it's a terrifying ghost that you would not want to meet on a dark night.
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Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
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