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These are some lies we made up about Flynn.
The phantom of a youthful lady with a rope around her neck was witnessed hurling boulders into the current at Alder Branch after midnight. When the viewer emerged the ghost fled.
A space alien was seen by Cheney Dam before dawn gazing at the water.
The martian navigator of an alien spacecraft has repeatedly been spotted striding from trailer to trailer at midnight on a Flynn street.
A man lacking a head is frequently spotted going through a bookshelf in the living room of a Flynn building before dawn.
A colossal dormouse has been noticed on a few occasions relaxing at a table in a Flynn home.
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A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
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