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These are some lies we made up about Fate.
An extremely large wolf was spotted looking at the water by Boyd Lake Dam around midnight.
A chilling skeleton was seen hauling a cadaver across the dirt in Bulldog Stadium before sunrise. The arrival of the viewer frightened the phantom who then disappeared.
A gentleman that shifted shape into a vampire has regularly been seen striding through an apartment in the vicinity of Fate.
A gargantuan yak is often witnessed at a coin operated phone in Fate using the phone.
A space alien from planet Neptune has supposedly been perceived on numerous instances on the shore of Caruth Lake trying to locate another ghost.
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Ghost Sightings From Fate
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Ghost Sightings From Fate
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
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