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These are some lies we made up about Farmersville.
The phantom of a man sporting a law enforcement uniform can frequently be seen seated on a bench in a flat in close proximity to Farmersville. A local woman declares that this ghost may be a well-known yesteryear native of Farmersville. Nonetheless, it's a menacing ghost that should be stayed away from.
A huge pig can be observed frequently in the rear seat of a car by the driver distinguishing the ghost in her rear view mirror before dawn.
The martian captain of an unidentified flying object has every now and then been seen staring at the panorama from the summit of Hays Hills before dawn.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead is every now and then observed pulling a dead body over the grass in Blue Ridge Park very late at night.
The phantom of a man sporting an army uniform is rumored to have been distinguished on numerous instances by a man canoeing in a river right next door to Farmersville. One of the
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folks who live here determinedly says that this ghost is the stressed spirit of a long departed Farmersville local resident. In any case, it undeniably is a bloodcurdling ghost that is better not disrupted.
A gigantic kangaroo can sometimes be seen pulling a corpse from the ice cold water of Arnold Creek before dawn.
Marco Polo was made
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out gazing at the water by Bell Lake Dam around midnight.
A knight's armor lacking a human inside showed up sitting on the floor in a home in Farmersville. The watcher got scared and ran off.
A huge raccoon was made out sniveling under a streetlamp in Farmersville.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another part of the galaxy came into sight going through a closet in the bedroom of a Farmersville residence before sunrise.
An alien from another world was seen outside Bonham State Park struggling to state something.
The spirit of a lady with a bag strapped around her head has repeatedly been perceived gazing at people in a Farmersville residence through a peephole. A number of of the residents say this ghost is that of a local person who lived here in Farmersville before the present.
Frankenstein's Monster is frequently distinguished in a wild spot in close proximity to Farmersville.
The martian pilot of an alien spaceship has purportedly been seen on several instances spitting at passing cars next to a gloomy road outside Farmersville.
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The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
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