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These are some lies we made up about Falfurrias.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from the cosmos was seen riding on a bike on a shadowy road close to Falfurrias.
A glow-in-the-dark human body appeared in a residence in Falfurrias. Several people in the neighborhood have had comparable events with a quite similar spirit. One thing is for certain, it's a scary ghost that you wouldn't want to meet at the stroke of midnight.
A mermaid was seen in La Colonia Park on a dark night concealing a dead body by a sizeable rock.
A colossal woodchuck was spotted shouting at the water's edge at Burro Lake.
The ghost of a youthful gentleman having on a leather jacket has frequently been spotted gazing at Hauser Dam after midnight. Folks here who have spotted this ghost assert this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was murdered while journeying through Falfurrias some decades ago.
An ET from planet Saturn is often spotted trying to exclaim something in the middle of Arroyo Baluarte.
A headless
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gentleman is known to have been spotted on many occasions flickering a kerosene lamp up on Gyp Hill. Folks here say that this spirit enjoys startling unwise folks who have the nerve to disrupt the quiet in Falfurrias.
Leonardo da Vinci may frequently be perceived glancing over Loma Blanca Pasture before sunrise.
A giant alpaca has occasionally
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been seen in a Falfurrias house.
An ET from outer space is from time to time seen emerging in a bathroom mirror.
A lady with her right arm and left leg separated has been said to have been noticed on several occasions at the entrance to Padre Island National Seashore appearing terrifying. A person who lives here claims that this spirit loves frightening people who come trying to find spirits in Falfurrias.
A giant reptile can from time to time be distinguished in the early morning hours pursuing a passing Toyota on a shadowy highway outside Falfurrias.
The martian captain of a UFO has frequently been seen in the backseat of a Chevy by the driver distinguishing the ghost in his rear view mirror before sunrise.
A colossal armadillo is frequently perceived mowing the lawn in the yard of a house in Falfurrias.
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Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
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