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These are some lies we made up about Energy.
A space alien is often made out smoking a cigar in Gustine Stadium in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The extraterrestrial captain of an alien spacecraft is known to have been noticed on one or two occasions standing by a deserted highway in the neighborhood of Energy.
A massive hog may be witnessed time and again pulling a dead body from the cold water of Baptist Branch at night.
An extraterrestrial from planet Mercury has sometimes been spotted on the peak of Cowhouse Mountain in the early morning hours surveying the scenery.
An alien from outer space has supposedly been spotted on one or two occasions being carried by a scooter on a shady road close to Energy.
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Ghost Sightings From Energy
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Pottsville, Texas, 5 miles away
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Hamilton, Texas, 7 miles away
Comanche, Texas, 13 miles away
Proctor, Texas, 14 miles away
Carlton, Texas, 18 miles away
Dublin, Texas, 19 miles away
De Leon, Texas, 23 miles away
Hico, Texas, 27 miles away
Evant, Texas, 28 miles away
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The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
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