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The ghost of a gravely scorched female is often spotted standing by a murky road in the vicinity of El Paso. One thing is for guaranteed, it's sure a menacing phantom that should be left alone.
An extraterrestrial from planet Venus can repeatedly be made out gulping gasoline from a gas pump at a refueling station in El Paso.
The ghost of a gentleman with a word carved into his foot can be spotted repeatedly walking a Collie around midnight on a shady El Paso street. In any event, this ghost certainly is scary; one that is preferably not upset.
An ET from another galaxy is sometimes witnessed peeking through building windows in El Paso around midnight.
The ghost of a train driver has been said to have been seen on numerous instances watching cable in an El Paso living room before sunrise. Based on what the locals allege, this ghost takes pleasure in frightening foolhardy people who are brave enough to disturb the serenity in El Paso. Whatever folks state, this is a hostile spirit that you would not want to come across before sunrise.
A sizeable menacing dragon can every so often be spotted on an El Paso road before sunrise.
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Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
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