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These are some lies we made up about El Paso.
A guy that turned into a vampire may from time to time be spotted in Champions Sports Plex very late at night dragging a cadaver across the dirt. Several of the people who live in this town allege this ghost is in all probability the tormented ghost of a local resident who used to have a house here in El Paso.
An ET from the Moon was observed in the backseat of a pickup by the driver noticing the ghost in his rear view mirror after midnight.
A space invader from outer space became visible mowing the lawn in the back garden of a trailer in El Paso.
An extraterrestrial was made out in Jesuit Draw very late at night gazing.
The ghost of a pregnant lady was made out at Mesa Drain Dam before sunrise enjoying the surroundings. Scared by the viewers the ghost fled into the dark. It has been alleged that this individual ghost is the struggling spirit of a long gone El Paso local. One thing is for guaranteed, this is an unpleasant ghost that you shouldn't
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go looking for.
An martian traveler from deep space was noticed by an old woman camping at a campground in close proximity to El Paso.
A decapitated man is frequently observed relaxing on a couch in a trailer in El Paso. According to the locals, this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was killed while traveling through El Paso in the
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past.
The ghost of a surgeon with a blood-covered uniform has purportedly been witnessed on a few occasions by Franklin Mountains State Park shouting names of people. Either way, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that should be stayed away from.
The phantom of a man holding a bloody sword can often be observed in White Sands National Monument right by the park headquarters pointing at the witness. In any case, it undeniably is a frightening spirit that you wouldn't wish to encounter at night.
A space invader from deep space may be spotted frequently staring furiously at the eye witness beside a lamppost in El Paso.
A huge antelope has occasionally been spotted pacing from mobile home to mobile home at midnight on an El Paso lane.
An enormous bear is once in a while noticed rummaging around in the fridge in the kitchen of an El Paso house late at night.
The alien commander of a UFO may every now and then be perceived seated at the dining table in an El Paso mobile home.
A soldier's uniform walking
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around lacking a body in it has repeatedly been seen in a deserted neighborhood in the vicinity of El Paso. Regardless of what, this is a nasty ghost that you shouldn't go searching for.
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Ghost Sightings From El Paso
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The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
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