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An extraterrestrial vacationer from another planet is often seen scaring people in Braunig Park before dawn.
One of Ali Baba's Forty Thieves has allegedly been perceived on a few instances sitting on a bench in a trailer in Elmendorf.
An alien from planet Mercury may repeatedly be seen calling names at Blue Wing Lake Dam after midnight.
A very large koodoo may be seen very frequently pointing at the onlooker in a metal boat on Calaveras Lake.
The ghost of a youthful air force pilot has every so often been observed shouting at the watcher to go away by Hondo Creek.
A space invader from space is now and then seen going berserk beside a lamppost in Elmendorf.
A space man is known to have been made out on a handful of instances strolling from building to building before sunrise on an Elmendorf residential road.
The martian pilot of a UFO can every now and then be distinguished having a seat at a table in an Elmendorf residence.
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alien explorer from the cosmos has repeatedly been observed in a wild place in the neighborhood of Elmendorf.
An alien from Saturn is frequently observed hovering by a murky road near Elmendorf.
A space man from another solar system has purportedly been observed on frequent occasions sending an envelope at an Elmendorf post office.
A gigantic warthog may often be witnessed drinking unleaded from a gasoline pump at a fueling station in Elmendorf.
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Ghost Sightings From Elmendorf
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
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