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An extraterrestrial from planet Jupiter may be distinguished over and over again appearing bloodcurdling in Braunig Park late in the night.

An enormous gnu has sometimes been witnessed resting at a table in an Elmendorf home pointing at the onlooker.

A space man from space is now and then perceived looking angrily at the viewer at Blue Wing Lake Dam very late at night.
A space man is known to have been observed on a few occasions going out of control in a sail boat on Calaveras Lake.

The martian crew member of an alien spaceship was observed by Hondo Creek burrowing a gap.

An martian tourist from another world came into sight traveling on a mare alongside a road outside Elmendorf.

A decapitated female was witnessed at a public phone in Elmendorf talking on the phone. The observer got scared and ran off.

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