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An extraterrestrial from space can every now and then be spotted being carried by a pony in the middle of a road in the neighborhood of Edroy.
A colossal muskrat has frequently been witnessed in Rincon Bayou late in the night struggling to hide a body.
A frightening skeleton is repeatedly observed staring at the water by Calallen Dam very late at night. Regardless of what people utter, this is an unsympathetic spirit that should be stayed away from.
An alien has allegedly been observed on numerous occasions by Hondo Creek throwing chunks of concrete.
An alien voyager from another solar system can frequently be perceived strolling through a flat in the vicinity of Edroy.
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Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
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