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A female's body having a horse's head has purportedly been observed on a few instances smoking a pipe in Slaton Draw at midnight. Scores of local residents allege this ghost enjoys scaring foolish folks who come looking for ghosts in Edmonson.
An alien traveler from space can repeatedly be perceived speaking into the night as if somebody else was in attendance.
A space invader from another planet can be distinguished time and again walking a Great Dane before dawn on a dark Edmonson residential street.
A half decomposed human body has every so often been spotted peeping through home windows in Edmonson before sunrise.
A female in flames, grasping a petroleum container is every now and then spotted screaming in Broadway Park late in the night. People here argue that this ghost may well be a distinguished days gone by local of Edmonson.
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The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
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