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These are some lies we made up about Edinburg.
The extraterrestrial captain of an extraterrestrial spaceship can be observed very frequently in an Edinburg secondary school after midnight wandering the corridors.
The ghost of a youthful woman dressed as a maid has every now and then been spotted howling at the witness to go away in Apollo Park after midnight. One thing is for guaranteed, this is an intimidating phantom that is rather not messed with.
An martian vacationer from another part of the galaxy is every so often perceived in a mirror in an Edinburg home; the ghost was only noticeable in the mirror.
A space alien from Jupiter has purportedly been spotted on a handful of occasions gazing at the water by Lake Edinburg Dam in the early morning hours.
A massive donkey was distinguished in a flat near Edinburg.
An alien from another planet materialized searching for a photo underneath a parked vehicle in an Edinburg parking lot at the stroke of midnight.
A centaur was observed
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in Bentsen-Rio Grande Valley State Park right by the ranger station trying to locate a map.
The phantom of a youthful cowboy came into view in an Edinburg area supermarket, striding the aisles. The ghost was gobbled up by the thin air after being made out. Locals here who have seen this phantom claim this phantom is the undead spirit of an old
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Edinburg local.
The ghost of a zinc-miner was seen smoking a pipe at night on a park bench in Edinburg. When witnessed the ghost came within reach of the witness who then escaped.
The spirit of a gentleman outfitted as a car mechanic was observed sitting at the kitchen counter in an Edinburg home reading a book. This particular ghost has been spotted very often in this zone.
An extraterrestrial has repeatedly been made out staggering through a building in Edinburg.
A woman with a partially translucent body is regularly made out mounted on a steed by the side of a road close to Edinburg.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead has supposedly been seen on a small number of instances walking through a mobile home close to Edinburg. Either way, it's a menacing ghost that you don't want to come across late in the night.
The martian commander of an unidentified flying object may be noticed repeatedly at a coin operated phone in Edinburg using the phone.
An extraterrestrial vacationer
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from the cosmos has from time to time been distinguished trying to touch something by the side of a wild highway next to Edinburg late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Edinburg
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Ghost Sightings From Edinburg
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
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