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These are some lies we made up about Easton.
A space alien from another solar system may often be spotted looking at the water by Cherokee Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An enormous kinkajou can be noticed very often staggering through an Easton area graveyard.
A woman with the head of a leprechaun has from time to time been perceived before sunrise drifting down on Black Slough. It's been claimed that this particular phantom may perhaps be a well-known past resident of Easton.
An alien is occasionally made out stacking rocks next to a desolate highway right next door to Easton on a dark night.
A colossal aardvark can once in a while be observed pulling a corpse over the grass in Martin Creek Lake State Park in the early morning hours.
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Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
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