Early

 
These are some lies we made up about Early.

The alien commander of an unidentified flying object was observed piling stones beneath a streetlight in Early.

An Allosaurus emerged drinking blood from a beaker mid stream in Adams Branch.

The ghost of a guy carrying a blood-covered machete was spotted looking at the water by Municipal Reservoir Lower Dam in the early morning hours. The ghost didn't seem to be worried by the viewers. One of the local residents confidently argues that this ghost is that of a local resident who lived here in Early long ago.

A colossal platypus was perceived marching from mobile home to mobile home after midnight on an Early avenue.
    
A giant zebra has frequently been noticed going through a freezer in the kitchen of an Early apartment late at night.

An martian explorer from the cosmos is regularly perceived taking a rest at the kitchen counter in an Early home.

A space invader from planet Venus has been said to have been witnessed on many instances chatting into the air by Jenkings Spring before sunrise.

 

Ghost Sightings From Early



Submit a lie about Early, Texas:
Your Name:
Write or Paste Input here:

Upload picture:      


      


The latest lies from around the world

All towns and cities in Texas

Other untruthful towns near Early, Texas:

Brownwood, Texas, 5 miles away

Zephyr, Texas, 9 miles away

Bangs, Texas, 14 miles away

May, Texas, 14 miles away

Mullin, Texas, 19 miles away

Brookesmith, Texas, 20 miles away

Richland Springs, Texas, 27 miles away

Rochelle, Texas, 29 miles away

Priddy, Texas, 29 miles away

Goldthwaite, Texas, 30 miles away

Santa Anna, Texas, 30 miles away

Ghost Sightings From Early

copyright © jokesandlies.com