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A man that shifted shape into a vampire was spotted in a convenience store in the Dyess Afb neighborhood. The ghost didn't care that there was someone else there. If you listen to what the local residents argue, this ghost takes pleasure in frightening foolhardy people who come looking for ghosts in Dyess Afb. Either way, it undeniably is a scary ghost that is better not interrupted.
A colossal quagga has repeatedly been noticed scrambling up from a storm drain on a Dyess Afb avenue very late at night.
An alien traveler from another planet is repeatedly seen performing a piece of music on a fiddle in a Dyess Afb residence.
A Chupacabra is rumored to have been distinguished on a handful of instances chatting into the thin air in Abilene International Soccer Complex at midnight.
A gigantic skunk can often be perceived reading a tabloid mid stream in Bull Wagon Creek.
A big chilling beast may be noticed over and over again in a
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Dyess Afb highschool at night strolling the halls.
A shining human person has from time to time been spotted by Cameron Dam after midnight looking at the water.
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Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
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