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These are some lies we made up about Duncanville.
A female with a fairly transparent body is now and then distinguished verbalizing into the thin air in Alexander Park at midnight.
A gigantic horse may once in a while be distinguished relaxing at the dining table in a Duncanville home.
The ghost of a man sporting a law enforcement uniform has often been perceived in Whispering Cedars around midnight climbing a towering tree. Regardless of what, this phantom undoubtedly is creepy; one that should be left alone.
The spirit of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead is regularly observed in a wild neighborhood in the neighborhood of Duncanville. A number of of those who live here claim this phantom is the phantom of a traveler that was killed while traveling through Duncanville before the present. No matter what folks state, it's a bloodcurdling spirit that you do not want to run into late at night.
An alien from Venus has been distinguished on several instances floating down Artesian
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Creek in the early morning hours.
A space man from space can regularly be witnessed leading a piloted outing of Cedar Bluff to a party of phantoms very late at night.
A gargantuan coati may be witnessed very often flickering a kerosene lamp at Mountain Creek Dam after midnight.
The Gingerbread Man is from time to time noticed hovering
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along a shady road next to Duncanville.
The ghost of a gentleman wearing a soldier's uniform has been noticed on a small number of instances frightening people up on the apex of Chalk Hill. It's been claimed that this individual ghost is that of a local resident who had a home here in Duncanville some time ago.
A huge pronghorn was spotted in Cedar Hill State Park by the ranger station pushing orbs around.
An old knight's armor devoid of a human being inside emerged down beside the water at Joe Pool Lake looking creepy. The ghost didn't seem to be scared by the observers. Anyway, it is in all certainty a bloodcurdling ghost that any rational person would not want to encounter.
Genghis Khan was distinguished dispatching a package at a Duncanville post office.
An extraterrestrial appeared swallowing diesel from a fuel pump at a fueling station in Duncanville.
A moderately transparent gentleman outfitted as the captain of a ship was witnessed walking a Rottweiler in the early morning hours before sunrise on a gloomy Duncanville
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residential street. The ghost nodded to the witness.
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Ghost Sightings From Duncanville
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The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
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